Ladies and gentlemen, we found it. It took us a while searching through garbage like "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" and "Jerry Springer" but we found it. The most psuedo-intellectual, vapid, fake, propaganda filled complete waste of 30 minutes we could find. A few years ago, I remember when my family would essentially force me to watch pretty much every fucking ABC, NBC and CBS reality show ever made. Why? Because it was seen as "family time", and of course, one of those shows was "What Would You Do?". Essentially, the show centered around John Quiniones setting up hidden cameras and controversial situations with his actors to see how people reacted to it. At first, it seemed like a decent enough idea. It was far from original, and had been done countless times before, but for family time, I could ask for worse shows to watch. But over time, a disturbing undertone really started to appear, and if you're racist or believe everything you see on TV, this is where you should probably just LEAVE.
I'll start off putting this as bluntly as possible...ABC hates white males, and apparently America too. I rarely play the race card, but when you have a clearly fake "reality show" where white people verbally berate and attack a black man stealing a bike and completely ignore a white guy doing the exact same thing, something seems suspicious right of the bat. But of course, there are gonna be some people who say "MOVIEDOCTORFUL, YOUR IGNORANT FUCK!!! YOU DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY RACISM, YOUR IGNORANT AND CHILDISH!!!"...I am not saying that there is no racism in America. There is racism everywhere, though admittedly a lot less in America than there are in most other countries. After all, there is a reason why the "N word" is met with such scrutiny and disgust here, and it's because as a whole, we generally are supportive and accepting of all races. But, back to the analysis. We start of with that white guy beating the shit out of a chain holding a bike to a rack. Just looking at the people passing by I have to roll my eyes. Hell, even the 6 year old on his bike at 0:14 doesn't even bat an eye. I guess ABC wants you to believe that even toddlers, the cradle of innocence and naivety, are racist fucks! Fuck white toddlers, those white little shits!
Even the reactions of the people who talk to the white actor are unrealistic. I'm not saying they necessarily need to yell at him and try to stop him, but many people seem unfazed. He could be feeding geese for all they care and they would have had that same dumbass expression! I don't care what psuedo-science you use, I think everyone who sees anyone trying to smash a bike chain is going to look a little disturbed at least. The last straw is at 1:20-1:28. This bitch get's EVERYTHING wrong! She laughs on camera by accident, only asks ONE question ("Is that your bike?" and then just walks away! And because this wasn't insulting enough to our intelligence, she even finished it off with a "Good luck!" Maybe this is SPIKE LEE'S version of "What Would You Do?" but can we see the damn show about the fucking hidden cameras?!!!
Are you shutting off the video by now? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!...You aint seen NOTHING yet. At 3:07, we finally see our black actor who OF COURSE is wearing baggy clothing and a sideways baseball cap, showing just how hypocritical a show claiming to be about championing stereotypes can be. Hell, even his attitude and manner of speaking sounded more mischievous and generally open about what he was doing. Finally, we get to the REAL laugh riot of the show. At 4:17, the black actor is approached by an old man, who I swear to god is probably the hammiest actor I have ever seen in my life. I don't know if the show wants us to believe gramps escaped from the mental institution or something, but no normal functioning human being talks or acts like this fuckin guy. "No it doesn't TECHNICALLY!!" I've seen better line delivery from Tommy Wiseau. At this point, I just looked at my brother and sister and flat out said, "You do realize this is fake, right?"
Unfortunately, the hilarity ends pretty soon as Dr. Blamemaster McGuiltmonger (I don't give enough shits to say this fraud's actual name, if it even is his actual name.) comes storming in at 5:46. This hack goes on to spew bullshit that the nastiest of the Encyclopedia Dramatica trolls would be jealous of. "Racial stereotypes are in all of us, they are a part of our culture...You associate crime with blacks and you associate whites with being good." I don't know if he's trying to rationalize his own beliefs by declaring all people share them, but this comes off as the ramblings of a Tumblr whiner at BEST. Not everybody grew up in that culture. Hell, I didn't even know about the whole "Black people are criminals" stereotype until I was in 8th grade, and while more people probably found out about it a little bit earlier, the fact is that most of our views on society are the ones held by our parents. Seeing as how most of our parents probably weren't racist and didn't hold these views (Though there are PLENTY of exceptions) it is natural to assume we don't hold these stereotypes. "Whether we believe it...Race is affecting what I see, what I think, what I do..." So, whether or not we believe these stereotypes, we still think them? Am I the only one here who thinks that as much of a fucking contradicting statement as you can MAKE?!!!
This is when I flat out shut off the TV...I heard they did a similar segment involving a beautiful women, where most people actually helped her, and I'm sure it had more bad acting, unrealistic reactions and McGuiltmonger himself explaining how shitty white people are. So, what is the moral of the show? If you are an American white male, FUCK YOU, YOU RACIST, OPPRESSOR WHITE MALE PIECE OF SHIT!!! GO CHOP OF YOUR BALLS AND HANG YOURSELF WITH AN ELECTRICAL WIRE WHILE BEATING OFF TO SPIKE LEE MOVIES!!!!
The reason this stupid show matters so much to me is because it really is harmful towards racial relationships, if people took it seriously. And for those shaking your head or disagreeing, you have no IDEA how many comments there are on this video, or other videos containing the same comment saying "This is why I hate white people" or "All white people are racist" or "The stupidity of white people amazes me" That's all the time I have for today, I hope you liked the blog, and stay tuned for more! ;)
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